I had a friend named Kelly in high school. We would pass in the hallway on the way to class and she would gush about how in love she was with the guy who sat next to her in French class. Next period, we would pass each other in the hall and she would gush about how in love she was with the guy who sat next to her in history. Next period, same thing. Then math class. Then English. Then Art Apprectiation. Seven different classes, seven different crushes. It was ridiculous. It was annoying. Me and my friends would take turns telling her so.

A couple years out of high school she goes out on a date with my best friend's uncle- and we panicked. Who knew the guy would buy a diamond engagement ring  and pop the question on their third date? Well, he did! And she said yes, we all said 'NO!' and they've been married ever since. To each other. For 12 years now.


I've been divorced twice.