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Ye Asketh, Ye Receiveth
Tags: humor

I've always ordered beverages one simple way, e.g. "A Coke, please."

Lately, though, this hasn't seemed to work. Waitresses now often respond, "I'm sorry, we don't have Coke. We have Pepsi, Diet Pepsi, Dr. Pepper, 7-Up, Mr. Pibb, Fanta, Yahoo and Red Bull."

Tired of listening to the long list of soft drinks, I thought I'd make life easier. So one day I simply asked the snack bar lad at a movie theatre for a "dark, cold, carbonated beverage."

The young man behind the counter chuckled and asked, "Yes sir, and would you like a long, thin, cylindrical plastic sucking device with that?"

 
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Now THAT's Respect, I tell Ya
Tags: humor

Two fellas are fishing in a boat under a bridge. One looks up and sees a funeral procession starting across the bridge. He stands up, takes off his cap, and bows his head. The procession crosses the bridge and the man puts on his cap, picks up his rod and reel, and continues fishing.

The other guy says, "That was touching. I didn't know you had it in you."

The first guy responds, "Well, I felt it was the right thing to do . . . after all, I was married to her for 40 years."

 

 
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No More Parents Left in the Dark
Tags: parenthood

Being a new parent can be a challenge and anything that makes it easier should be given its full kudos. Lilaguide.com offers the best in parenting resources that help new parents and parents to be find just about everything and anything they might need, from finding a good stroller to locating maternity clothes. No longer does anyone have to be in the dark about any type of baby related information with this extensive 24 hour a day information resource. The best part is the ratings on each service by real live actual parents. This allows one to get a realistic point of view on everything from pediatricians to postpartum help to baby and me classes. 

 
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